Word Search

Most people who read my blog end up here either because they know me personally or link to my blog from absolute write or blog catalog or something like that. But the occasional user ends up here in my neck of the woods because of a google search that brought them here. And the more I read these search words that have led people to my blog, the more I have to laugh at what people on the 'net are searching for. Here are some of my favorite search phrases that have led to my blog for one reason or another:


*"Beach Ball Boobs": Hm...I'm not really sure. I did do a boob post a while back, but beach balls, I'm not really sure. Moving on....
*"Learn to Spit": Llamas, spitting, I can see it...but I mean, why do you want to learn to spit? Spit what, saliva? That requires instruction?
*"You suck sayings": I have no idea how this brought you to my blog, and I have no idea what a you suck saying is...but I think it's pretty fabulous that you're searching for it, wherever you are.
* "Goat Boobs": LOL!!!! Someone is looking for goat boobs. The sad fact is, there is so much on the Internet now that if you searched goat boobs, the Internet would probably come back and say, "specify type of goat."
* "Boy Hair": Hm, yes, I remember blogging about Kate Hudson's little boy's hair. But who is looking for boy hair? And what do they want it for? To make a boy hair fur coat? Ok, Cruella!

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

* "Chilled boob": I don't think this one even needs any comments. I'm going to just let you all take that one in.


I hope you've enjoyed this look into what brings in the random blog readers. What's the strangest phrase you've ever googled?

PS: I'm told that the string ray poll isn't functioning properly, so if you wanted to cast a vote in the poll and the poll hasn't been working, you can leave your vote in the comments section so it'll be counted...I'm going to tabulate the votes and post about them in the next couple of days, so vote now (And if you have no clue what I'm talking about, slap yourself, kick yourself out of the blog club, apply for re-entry in your head pledging never to fail this blog again, and then go read the April 2 post so that you can get caught up.)